networkguru
01-19-2010, 07:24 PM
A little boy was standing on a street corner tossing a small bottle up in the air,and catching it in his hand. A Preacher walks up to the kid and ask what he has in the bottle. A most powerful liquid known to man,the little boy replied! The Preacher said it must be Holy Water? The kid ask the preacher,How powerful is Holy water? Just two drops on a womans naval,and she will pass a newborn baby,said the Preacher.The kid said,Well one drop of this Turpintine placed on a Cat's rear end,will make him pass two Edsels, and a Studabaker!