Todays NASCAR Chuckle

[pandr]

Did you hear that Jeff Gordon is getting a new crew chief from
China? His name is Win-Won Soon.

[KIDWCKED]

That was old news from last year!!!Hey did you hear the new rumour regarding Kyle Busch's new crew chief for his toyota,,Wey u so sloo..??

[pandr]

NASCAR fans hate Jeff Gordon because Jeff Gordon enuciates...and there is no place in NASCAR for that kind of stuff. Fans want an interview with a driver where they have no idea what he's talkin about.

"Boy I tell ya we run pretty good all day long. We did develop a little bit of a push in the middle of the race, brought 'er in and boogerjacked some wedge into 'er and she run like a spider-butt ape after that. Did get into the trouble there when Rickey puked a motor, I got in his oil and I touched Sadler on the backside, but for the most part the Hardee's, Taco Bell, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Pizza Hut Chevrolet she's just awesome!"

Jeff Foxworthy