networkguru
01-04-2010, 03:15 PM
A Texan was passing through Oklahoma ,and decided to tie his horse to a hitchin post at the saloon,and go inside for a beer.The Texan drinks his beer,and returns outside to see someone has taken his horse.He thinks a minute,goes back into the saloon,draws his gun,shoots into the ceiling,and says: I am going to drink another beer,when I finish my beer,my horse better be tied back to the hitchin post I left him at. I sure would hate to do what I did in Texas,when this happened to me there one time.
The Texan finished his beer,turn to the door, and the bartender following behind him. The Texan walked outside of the saloon to find his horse tied back to the hitchin post.As he climbed into the saddle the bartender ask the Texan:Cowboy,Would you mind telling me what you did in Texas when someone stold your horse? The Texan Replied: I walked home!:noidea:
The Texan finished his beer,turn to the door, and the bartender following behind him. The Texan walked outside of the saloon to find his horse tied back to the hitchin post.As he climbed into the saddle the bartender ask the Texan:Cowboy,Would you mind telling me what you did in Texas when someone stold your horse? The Texan Replied: I walked home!:noidea: