Newf
10-26-2009, 12:27 AM
A Newfie, a little man, was sitting at a bar in Toronto when this
huge, burly guy walks in. As he passes the Newfie, he hits him
on the neck knocking him to the floor. The big, burly guy says, "That‘s a
karate chop from Korea." Well, the little Newfie gets back on his
barstool and resumes drinking his beer.
The burly guy then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as he
walks by the Newfie, he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks
him to the floor. That‘s a judo chop from Japan", he says.
The little Newfie decides he‘s had enough and leaves. A half hour
later he comes back with a paper bag in his hand, and sees the big burly guy sitting at the bar. He walks up behind him and whacks him on the head, knocking him out. The Newfie says to the bartender, "When he wakes up, tell him that was a Hammer from Canadian Tire."
huge, burly guy walks in. As he passes the Newfie, he hits him
on the neck knocking him to the floor. The big, burly guy says, "That‘s a
karate chop from Korea." Well, the little Newfie gets back on his
barstool and resumes drinking his beer.
The burly guy then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as he
walks by the Newfie, he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks
him to the floor. That‘s a judo chop from Japan", he says.
The little Newfie decides he‘s had enough and leaves. A half hour
later he comes back with a paper bag in his hand, and sees the big burly guy sitting at the bar. He walks up behind him and whacks him on the head, knocking him out. The Newfie says to the bartender, "When he wakes up, tell him that was a Hammer from Canadian Tire."