Newf
10-26-2009, 12:24 AM
3 men are selcted to join the CIA....1 guy from Toronto, 1 guy from Montreal and a Newfie. They go to the interview where each is given a gun and told to go into the next room and kill their own wife. This was how they were going to be tested on loyalty and their ability to kill someone.
1st up is the guy from Toronto...he goes in and comes back out in 3 minutes telling them he can‘t do it.
Next is the guy from Montreal...he goes in and thinks about it for 45 minutes and finally decides he can‘t do it.
Then it was the Newfie‘s turn. He didn‘t have the door closed before he started firing...he emptied the 6 bullets from the gun and then there was a minute of silence followed by loud banging and lots of screaming. Few minutes later the Newfie comes out, hands the gun to the agent supervising the test, and says - "Stupid gun had blanks in it, I had to strangle da B@#tch!!!"
1st up is the guy from Toronto...he goes in and comes back out in 3 minutes telling them he can‘t do it.
Next is the guy from Montreal...he goes in and thinks about it for 45 minutes and finally decides he can‘t do it.
Then it was the Newfie‘s turn. He didn‘t have the door closed before he started firing...he emptied the 6 bullets from the gun and then there was a minute of silence followed by loud banging and lots of screaming. Few minutes later the Newfie comes out, hands the gun to the agent supervising the test, and says - "Stupid gun had blanks in it, I had to strangle da B@#tch!!!"