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10-26-2009, 12:18 AM
A frenchman, an englishman, and a newfie were stranded on a desert island.
They come across a bottle and when they opened it, out popped a genie, who could grant only three wishes. One each.
The genie asked the frenchman what he would like, and the frenchman said I would love to be back in Paris with my family.
Poof! He was gone.
The genie asked the englishman what he wished for. The englishman replied I wish I was at the pub back home in England.
Poof" He was gone...
Finally, the genie asked the newfie what he wished for...the newfie replied, well it‘s rather lonely, I wish I had my two friends back.
They come across a bottle and when they opened it, out popped a genie, who could grant only three wishes. One each.
The genie asked the frenchman what he would like, and the frenchman said I would love to be back in Paris with my family.
Poof! He was gone.
The genie asked the englishman what he wished for. The englishman replied I wish I was at the pub back home in England.
Poof" He was gone...
Finally, the genie asked the newfie what he wished for...the newfie replied, well it‘s rather lonely, I wish I had my two friends back.